Today I went to Starbucks and like the immature idiot I am I wanted a funny fake name to use so I picked Gatsby and when I told the barista my name she was just like “seriously thats your name?” and I didn’t want to get caught so I made up this bull shit story how my mom loves the Great Gatsby and when my frap was ready the lady called for Gatsby and I took it from her and with a completely straight face said thanks old sport and left. So future son of mine reading this, this is how I picked your name.

Today I went to Starbucks and like the immature idiot I am I wanted a funny fake name to use so I picked Gatsby and when I told the barista my name she was just like “seriously thats your name?” and I didn’t want to get caught so I made up this bull shit story how my mom loves the Great Gatsby and when my frap was ready the lady called for Gatsby and I took it from her and with a completely straight face said thanks old sport and left. So future son of mine reading this, this is how I picked your name.

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